How to Win an Argument

"Baby, where are the pan lids?"

"They're in the cupboard with the pots and pans."

"They don't go there! They go on these conveniently placed pot lid racks on the wall."

"But there's no more room on the wall. So I put the overflow in with the pans."

"Honey, there's no more room on the wall because you let the second pot lid rack fall down." 

"WHAT? I didn't let it fall down!"

"Maybe not, but you certainly didn't do your job as a man and put it back up, now, did'ja?"

Game. Set. Match.